Some time last week, my home office was infested with fruit flies.  I’m not sure how it happened.  Usually fruit flies are attracted to (among other things) fruit, and everyone who knows me knows that I have the worst …

I hate yard work.

During the summers of ’06 and ’07, I got someone to do my mowing and edging for me.  Mostly, because I was just too lazy and preoccupied to do it myself, but also because I hate, …

You know something is wrong when you’re Googling: “how to change a lightbulb”…

Yes, my friends, last night I arrived home to find that I had, indeed, left my exterior lights on all night and all day long – and …