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		<title>mApple</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m having a really hard time getting back into blogging after such a long and awesome holiday. I&#8217;ve actually written two or three things, but they just don&#8217;t seem quite right to post yet.
&#8230;So in the meantime, please enjoy this clip.




I realize I&#8217;m making fun of myself here&#8230; but I don&#8217;t care.
Best line:
Homer: &#8220;But it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hitler Weighs in on the BYU Loss</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For those readers who aren&#8217;t Utahns (50% of you), you should know that the BYU/Utah rivalry game is a pretty big deal&#8230; and this year&#8217;s was supposed to be ultra-tight.
&#8230;And my team lost.  Here&#8217;s Hitler&#8217;s reaction, which pretty much sums up my feelings:

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		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/hitler-weighs-in-on-the-byu-loss/</link>
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		<title>Tom Turkey</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My brother is a butcher.
I really like calling him a butcher, because it&#8217;s just one of those real jobs.  You know exactly what a butcher does, no question.  It&#8217;s not something inexplicable like a designer or engineer.  (I still haven&#8217;t found a good way of describing to non-engineers what it is I do&#8230; but I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tio and I</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Those of you who know Tio will get a kick out of this one. He is a podiatrist (foot doctor).

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		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/tio-and-i/</link>
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		<title>I Just Can&#8217;t Leave a Dirty House</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t count the number of times I&#8217;ve heard my mother say:
I just can&#8217;t leave a dirty house.
Growing up, I never understood this phrase.  Sure you could!  I left my room dirty every morning (and it often miraculously cleaned itself after I was gone) and no one seemed to bat an eyelash.  No cleanliness god [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/i-just-cant-leave-a-dirty-house/</link>
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		<title>I Keep Bleeding&#8230; 401k Value</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know that really awesome Leona Lewis song, &#8220;Bleeding Love&#8221;?  Well, I keep bleedin&#8217;, keep keep bleedin&#8217; out my 401k!
A few months ago, I wrote a post talking about this supposed recession and how I had yet to see any real signs of something they had been talking about for months already&#8230;
Well, here is your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrating Singleness: A Witness to My Life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Several months ago, one of the speakers in church was reflecting on the many reasons why he&#8217;s been married to his wife.  What he said hit me, not because I hadn&#8217;t heard it before, but because I understood it differently this time.  He said they were &#8220;witnesses to each others&#8217; lives.&#8221;
Later that night, I the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/celebrating-singleness-a-witness-to-my-life/</link>
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		<title>WhiteEyebrows vs. The Fruit Flies</title>
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Some time last week, my home office was infested with fruit flies.  I&#8217;m not sure how it happened.  Usually fruit flies are attracted to (among other things) fruit, and everyone who knows me knows that I have the worst time keeping fresh fruit in the house. How the fruit fly infestation occurred, I will never [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/whiteeyebrows-vs-the-fruit-flies/</link>
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		<title>Stop Replying to All!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while at work, we have a big email storm.  It usually begins with someone sending out an email to a large, open access distribution list about a topic no one cares about.
Then the &#8216;Reply to All&#8217;s begin.
For those of you who aren&#8217;t email experts, there&#8217;s an oft overlooked button that gets [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/stop-replying-to-all/</link>
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		<title>OCD Take 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
2 purple
2 yellow
3 red
3 green
4 orange
I ate them in ascending numerical, ascending alphabetical order.
Anyone see any meaning in this?
Feel free to read the skittles and predict my future.


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		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/ocd-take-2/</link>
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		<title>TLS Breaks Out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who enjoyed The Lovely Sister&#8217;s hostile takeover of my blog, as well as her other guest blogs, I am as proud as punch to announce that she has decided to start her own blog!

You can read her blabber at:
http://www.blabbermouthblog.com/
Good luck, TLS.  We&#8217;ll miss your guest blogs here, and hopefully every once [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/tls-breaks-out/</link>
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		<title>Cowboy Capital of the World</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend, as a celebration of sub $2/gallon gasoline, the open road called our names and a road trip was embarked upon!
The first stop was San Antonio - and the famous River Walk.  Uhhh&#8230;. hello!?!  The sidewalks are quite narrow and there are no safety rails!  This is an accident just waiting to happen!  The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/cowboy-capital-of-the-world/</link>
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		<title>Expectations</title>
		<description><![CDATA[At a very young age, I remember going with my siblings and some of my cousins to the city park to play.  One such time, when we were going to be staying for a while, my aunt packed us a lunch.  When she asked what kind of sandwich I wanted, I replied with one of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/expectations/</link>
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		<title>Pass the Gas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BREAK OUT YOUR TEXAS TRUCK AGAIN!

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE GAS!

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		<link>http://www.whiteeyebrows.com/pass-the-gas/</link>
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		<title>Election Fallout: Race, Media, Taxes, and Gay Marraige</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;ve been living under a rock for the last 24 hours, let me be the first to tell you: Obama was elected last night.  &#8230;And the sky has yet to fall  &#8230;And hell has yet to freeze over.
America is still the nation we were yesterday: slightly center-right and pro-family.  Obama hasn&#8217;t given away [...]]]></description>
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