Nigel: <referring to Chelsie’s provacative dress> You’d never go in a kitchen looking like that, now would you?

Cat: … Not to cook…

Other high points: Nigel about burst a blood vessel after Twitchington’s Krump routine…

Yeah, that’s one he’s going to regret in the future…

I thought the judges were way too hard on Komfort and Thayne’s first routine, and way too soft on Josh and What’s-her-name’s Viennese Waltz.  The hip hop routine was refreshing to me.  Brilliantly choreographed and not too skanky.  Thayne and Komfort are getting a video on this one… (just to spite the judges)

OK.  Mia’s comment about Will’s partner, Jessica, was totally uncalled for and just plain rude.  Putting it on Will like that was bush league!  “You’re just tired of carrying her, aren’t you!”  And then as if she didn’t realize what a terrible position she had put him in, she had the audacity to repeat herself 2 more times.  Mia is a brilliant choreographer but a classless individual.

Well, I just can’t not post this last video… tonight’s most incredible routine.  This was absolutely brilliant choreography!  Go Tice!

As for last night? I just have one letter to send to Mary…

Dear Mary Murphy,

Where exactly is the “Tra la la place in [your] heart?”

I was totally on board with Nigel last night. I said everything he was going to say before he said it. Between him and Simon, maybe I was supposed to be a British critic… Well, I was with him until he totally fell off his rocker after the Broadway dance. I couldn’t believe how blown away he was over such ho-hum choreography and really awkward costumes.

I thought Thayne and Crystal’s costumes sucked, but they kind of got panned way too much. They are one of my favorite couples, though.

What was up with Matt’s really girly arms and hands? Once again, there’s not much going on upstairs when you see him dancing.

I really liked Gev and his partner’s choreography, and I loved loved loved Twitch and Kherington in the very non-vienese waltz. I think they stole the night.

I think it’s important to note that Kherington is my favorite dancer to look at this year. It’s not just because she is easy on the eyes (all of the girls are), but she has some extra spark in her eyes and a million dollar smile. Seriously, it’s just magnetic and causes obsession.  She should come with a warning label.

I’m not sure who is going to get voted off this week, but I’m pretty sure it’ll be two more people I don’t particularly care about yet. I secretly hope it will be the girl with the color damaged hair from Miami, but not necessarily her partner.

Oh, and what’s up with Mr Serial-Killer-Axe-Murderer dude. Seriously. He’s creepy.