Lately, I’ve been on a covetous binge. This hasn’t been any regular covetous binge, though. This has been a very advanced, accelerated one. They say that the bigger the boys, the bigger the toys, and I’ve often felt like no one can ever buy me a gift because all I can think of are things that are way too expensive, personal, and complex for anyone to ever buy another human being.
That being said, here are the things I’ve been lusting after recently: