WhiteEyebrows
Well, we are into the 3 final days of shopping before Christmas. I am now all done with my shopping, and I’ll be avoiding stores as much as possible between now and January 1st.
However, if you are one of the unlucky few who still have gifts left to purchase, can I make a few final suggestions:
- Stay away from Wal-mart at all costs.
- Don’t go to Wal-mart no matter what.
- Keep away from any store named Wal-mart.
Thank you and goodnight.
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If you absolutely have to shop and go to Walmart – go around 1 or 2 a.m. You might be able to manuever a cart thru the aisles.
Also, if you have to go, bring a priest to ward of the evil.
of=off. I never was a good proofreader