Dear Men of the Internets -
Jun 30 2009
WhiteEyebrows vs. Women’s Liberation
Last night, as we were settling into bed for the night, my wife informed me that I would sleeping on the north side of the bed. (to be specific, she didn’t say “north”, she said “that” side… mostly because women don’t have any sense of direction… BAM… it’s on!)
We’ve talked and teased about not having assigned sides of the bed quite often. It’s one of our favorite running jokes. But last night it particularly struck my funny bone. So in the heat of the tease, I then assigned her the task of going to turn off the bathroom light, checking all the doors, and making sure the garage door was closed if she was going to be sleeping on the man’s side of the bed. She responded by turning on the patented female pouty face and started carrying on about being scared of the dark and scared to lock things and shut things.
Baloney.
Jun 29 2009
A Few Awards
Jun 25 2009
Simple Truths: All a Matter of Perspective
When I was single, being a bachelor was all right. It was great. Life was good when I was a single bachelor.
When you’re married, though, and your wife leaves on a work trip… suddenly being a bachelor sucks a whole lot more than it ever did before!
COME HOME SOON!!!
Jun 24 2009
Three Years Later…
Jun 18 2009
A Garbage Truck and a Sense of Wonder
I woke up this morning to the sound of the garbage truck collecting my neighbor’s trash – but not mine. I missed trash day, again.
A few weeks ago, though, I did not miss trash day, and I watched the giant garbage truck lumber up the street, stopping at each home and picking up the trash. Watching the large arm grab the plastic bins at our curb sent me back many years to a visit I had at Grandma’s house.
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