On Thursday evening I badly burned the roof of my mouth on a piece of pizza.
In honor of the subsequent pain I felt, I am now going to think of 9 more things more painful than burning your mouth…
10. Burning the roof of your mouth
9. Getting kicked in the junk really hard.
8. Shutting your finger in a door.
7. Natural Child Birth (I am guessing…)
6. That look from your mother that says “you’ve disappointed me”
5. Learning a new programming language
4. Drinking flat soda pop
3. Seeing Melinda Doolittle get kicked off of American Idol in Season 6.
2. Seeing Chris Daughtry get kicked off of American Idol in Season 5.
1. Planning a wedding.
January 18th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Kicked in the junk at number 9?????? have you lost your mind
January 19th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Flat soda pop is not that bad… and I think that never having the need to plan a wedding is way more painful.
January 20th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Maybe you should move natural childbirth up a few spots. =)
January 20th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
flat soda? i heart flat soda. i propose in it’s place, you should include watching presidential debates. i’d sooner go through pregnancy AND childbirth again…and I know you remember how much I loved being pregnant.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Ok, i got bored, so i decided to google 10 most painful things…. this came up and i was amazed at how little you know about pain… Sure, i’ll give you the child birth and being kicked in the junk, but unless you have had your foot cut off by a rusty lawnmower blade, i seriously have problems with this list.
June 17th, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Guys, I do think the post was meant for humour rather than info. So dont take it too seriously. It was all for fun. I do find it funny.
June 20th, 2010 at 1:02 am
Rj your an idiot
July 20th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Wow! Lame list…I see that you’re trying to be humorous, but someone getting kicked off a t.v. show, seriously?! How about dry socket, fractured clavical, 2nd degree burns, or a broken femur? I’ve worked as both a military medic and civilian EMT, trust me…nobody has ever been found screaming in agony or worse, slipped into shock over a flat Pepsi or c++. Get real!