On Thursday evening I badly burned the roof of my mouth on a piece of pizza.
In honor of the subsequent pain I felt, I am now going to think of 9 more things more painful than burning your mouth…
10. Burning the roof of your mouth
9. Getting kicked in the junk really hard.
8. Shutting your finger in a door.
7. Natural Child Birth (I am guessing…)
6. That look from your mother that says “you’ve disappointed me”
5. Learning a new programming language
4. Drinking flat soda pop
3. Seeing Melinda Doolittle get kicked off of American Idol in Season 6.
2. Seeing Chris Daughtry get kicked off of American Idol in Season 5.
1. Planning a wedding.