Nov 25 2008

Hitler Weighs in on the BYU Loss

Tag: Stupid ThingsWhiteEyebrows @ 5:11 pm

For those readers who aren’t Utahns (50% of you), you should know that the BYU/Utah rivalry game is a pretty big deal… and this year’s was supposed to be ultra-tight.

…And my team lost. Here’s Hitler’s reaction, which pretty much sums up my feelings:


Nov 24 2008

Tom Turkey

Tag: HolidaysWhiteEyebrows @ 5:23 pm

My brother is a butcher.

I really like calling him a butcher, because it’s just one of those real jobs.  You know exactly what a butcher does, no question.  It’s not something inexplicable like a designer or engineer.  (I still haven’t found a good way of describing to non-engineers what it is I do… but I digress)

The other night, I called my brother to get some facts and figures about Thanksgiving.  See, during this time of year BenTheButcher only comes up for air a few hours per day.  He’s literally up to his chin in turkeys, hams, and other holiday meats.

So I called the man himself to get some interesting inside facts about working as a Butcher during this crazy time of year.

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Nov 22 2008

Tio and I

Tag: RandomWhiteEyebrows @ 10:26 am

Those of you who know Tio will get a kick out of this one. He is a podiatrist (foot doctor).


Nov 21 2008

I Just Can’t Leave a Dirty House

Tag: Memories and Life HistoryWhiteEyebrows @ 8:49 am

I can’t count the number of times I’ve heard my mother say:

I just can’t leave a dirty house.

Growing up, I never understood this phrase.  Sure you could!  I left my room dirty every morning (and it often miraculously cleaned itself after I was gone) and no one seemed to bat an eyelash.  No cleanliness god punished me for shirking my duty.  No strangers ever came in for a house tour and wanted to specifically walk into my room.  What was the big deal?

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Nov 20 2008

I Keep Bleeding… 401k Value

Tag: EconomicsWhiteEyebrows @ 8:53 am

You know that really awesome Leona Lewis song, “Bleeding Love”?  Well, I keep bleedin’, keep keep bleedin’ out my 401k!

A few months ago, I wrote a post talking about this supposed recession and how I had yet to see any real signs of something they had been talking about for months already…

Well, here is your sign:

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Nov 19 2008

Celebrating Singleness: A Witness to My Life

Tag: Celebrating SinglenessWhiteEyebrows @ 8:41 am

Several months ago, one of the speakers in church was reflecting on the many reasons why he’s been married to his wife.  What he said hit me, not because I hadn’t heard it before, but because I understood it differently this time.  He said they were “witnesses to each others’ lives.”

Later that night, I the opportunity to catch up with some old college friends who were here in Dallas.  The reminiscing on old times and catching up threw me into a weird time warp.  Talking with them reminded me of so many things and brought back so many memories from past lives.

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Nov 18 2008

WhiteEyebrows vs. The Fruit Flies

Tag: WhiteEyebrows Versus...WhiteEyebrows @ 10:34 am

Some time last week, my home office was infested with fruit flies.  I’m not sure how it happened.  Usually fruit flies are attracted to (among other things) fruit, and everyone who knows me knows that I have the worst time keeping fresh fruit in the house. How the fruit fly infestation occurred, I will never know.

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