Aug 03 2009

Schlitterbahn, Parents, and Problems

Category: Entertainment,Family,Life & PhilosophyWhiteEyebrows @ 10:30 am

A few things to get Monday started, and to clear my plate of blog-worthy items:

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Feb 23 2009

Oscar is Dead to Me

Category: EntertainmentWhiteEyebrows @ 8:03 am

oscar_statue-awardFor the last couple of years, I’ve been disappointed at the dearth of well written, well executed, creative films out there.  I’m even more disappointed that the truly great films have invariably come from the independent film and film festival movement.  No studios are willing to take a chance on a film that isn’t an instant product.

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Feb 16 2009

Them Hollywood Elites

Category: Entertainment,PoliticsWhiteEyebrows @ 8:50 am

I recently saw this video, which just makes me laugh:

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Feb 10 2009

Microsoft Finally Gets It Right

Category: Apple,Entertainment,TechnologyWhiteEyebrows @ 8:30 am

After the miserable failure of the epic “Seinfeld/Gates” ads and their “I’m a PC” ads, Microsoft has finally gotten this one right!

They’ve resorted to using children.  Check it out:

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Aug 22 2008

The Olympics Needs Some Comic Relief

Category: Entertainment,TelevisionWhiteEyebrows @ 8:36 am

Have you been sucked in by the Olympics?  Can’t seem to turn the TV off, even when it’s 2am and your eyes are slamming shut?  Does all the intense drama, excitement, blood, sweat, and tears have you on the edge of your seat?

I just hope you didn’t miss this stunning performance…

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Really… it’s no fair that the women have different events than the men.  Plus, they get to wear cute little hair accessories.  I say, “Equal Gymnastics Rights for Men!”

(Thanks, Erika for sharing the hilarious video)

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Aug 13 2008

Someone Go Get Bob out of Mothballs

Category: Entertainment,TelevisionWhiteEyebrows @ 8:00 am

So, I finally caved in and started watching a few Olympic competitions.  NBC is, of course, still the HNIC of broadcasting anything Olympic.  In fact, when I was younger, I remember NBC’s peacock logo beign synonymous with the Olympic rings, and substituted the John Williams Olympic theme for the NBC sound (you know, the three xylophone/bells/marimba tones…)

But for all of the Olympic staples (the music, the rings, the McDonalds sponsorships), nothing surpasses the ubiquity of Bob Costas.

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Aug 11 2008

How Dramatic

Category: EntertainmentWhiteEyebrows @ 3:17 pm

Depending on which chapter of my life you came to know me in, you may or may not know that I was pretty involved in the theatre.  Deeply.  Heavily.  Sickeningly.  I graduated in it, for the pity’s sake.

Since 2005, however, I have been only cursorily involved in a few things. Lately though, I’ve seen a lot of shows… more in the past two months than in the past year, I think…

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Aug 07 2008

Back to the Blog

Category: Economics,Entertainment,HolidaysWhiteEyebrows @ 10:49 am

First of all, let me apologize for my lack of posting in this fine month of August.  I realize that many of you rely on WhiteEyebrows.com for your daily dose of propaganda, intellectual stimulation, humor and mirth, and so I profusely apologize for the acute absence of said things this past week.  (Especially the mirth)

This blog is going to be a bit of a scattered catch-up (as opposed to a Catsup or Ketchup).

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Jul 02 2008

And Thus We Were Manipulated

Category: Entertainment,ReligionWhiteEyebrows @ 6:00 pm

And Thus We Were Manipulated
Why Mormon Pop Music and CES Videos Bug Me

A while ago, on my way home from church, I was listening to a mix CD of Sunday music. When the song “His Hands” came on, I quickly pressed the next button, but unfortunately it was too late… the other person in my car had identified the tune. “I LOVE that song… why did you change it?” they said. So I was forced to go back and let them listen to it.

It took the rest of the trip home to try and explain the following:

Growing up, I listened to a lot of Mormon pop music. A lot. It mostly grew out of the fact that I often sang in church, so I tended to listen for new material, and to be part of that universe. I was practically an authority on all things Perry or Cope.

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